1.
In order to fully enjoy your time with me, you must be freshly
showered. I appreciate gentlemen who are well-groomed, smell nice and
have minty fresh breath.
2. Please place my honorarium in an unsealed envelope in plain sight upon your arrival.
3. Please never talk about money or sexual acts either before or during our date.
4. Be respectful at all times and always be a gentleman. You will be appreciated in more ways than you can imagine.
5. Do not "text message" me for an appointment. It is rude. Text messages will not be answered.
6. Never even suggest any type of unsafe practice.
7. Do not be heavily intoxicated and do not do drugs in my presence.
8.
Please do not "offer" to date me, to live with me, to buy me lunch,
dinner, drinks, coffee, or just "hang out" without compensating me for
my time. Please realize and remember that I might absolutely love
spending time with you and we may have great chemistry, but that
doesn't change the fact that I have a very busy, full life outside of
this.